Shit Surprise
a variant of the “rusty trombone”, this is where, after taking several kinds of laxitives, a man asks his partner for a rusty trombone. one they have -ssumed the position, with their mouth right in front of the man’s cornhole, he drops a stinky duece right in their face (mouth, if possible) and yells “surprise!”
becky wasn’t expecting it, but carl gave her the worst sh-t surprise i’ve seen since arnold got elected governer.
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