shit-tastic


don’t let the name fool you, ‘sh-t-tastic’ actually means that something is really bad or f-cked up. it’s like being sarcastic whilst still saying something is sh-t.
hey do you like my new -n-l d-ld-?
*rolls eyes* it’s sh-t-tastic!
doing the worst #%^#$ing job ever.
britney spear’s parenting skills will be sh-ttastic
an adjective that describes a situation that is fantastically sh-tty. it is the sh-tty version of a fantastic situation.
your bro- “dude i just saw your girlfriend blowing your boss.”

you- “well isnt that sh-t-tastic!
something so incredibly horrible. can also be used to describe how you feel. commonly a modification of the phrase “when the sh-t hits the fan”, replacing the “fan” in fantastic with “sh-t” making up the combination “sh-ttastic”
“that test was so sh-ttastic, i’d be lucky to get a 20%!”

“ugh, i’m so hungover i feel sh-ttastic.”

most commonly used when something fantastic occurs from a sh-tty situation.
“my dad just got divorced, but at least he got rid of that hag. its sh-ttastic!! :d”

young boy-“f-ck! i dropped my icecream cone!”

pedo-“its all right kittles, have some of my skittles!”

young boy-“yay! …this is sh-ttastic”
the fantastic feeling you have after taking a sh-t.
i just took a huge dump and i feel sh-ttastic.
when something is so bad, you can laugh at how fantastically sh-t it is.
that play was so sh-ttastic!

Read Also:

  • anal blast 9000

    when you -n-l a girl so hard she can’t walk straight up to a week. friend 1: d-mn i -n-l blast 9000 sara and she still can’t walk straight. friend 2: holy sh-t that was like 4 days ago!!! friend 1: h-ll yeah

  • aqualoaf

    when one takes a p–p while swimming either in a lake, river, steam, pool or pond. shayna “hey brett what’s that floating in the water near you?” brett “it’s an aqualoaf!”

  • rimpling

    pertaining to ‘lady parts’ being self-manipulated in an overtly s-xual manner there was lots of rimpling m-ffle down the pub tonight.

  • windation

    to have less velocity of wind in the state or room that you are in compared to another or outside the windation outside is vary strong , i’m glad i’m inside

  • zachar

    a man with a m-ssive raging c-ck. h-llo zachar! (man with a m-ssive raging c-ck.)


Disclaimer: shit-tastic definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.