Shit the Lid
aka jumping the gun. when someone is prairie d-gg-ng for a long time and can not hold it any longer. they run to the tiolet and don’t have enough time to think. they sit down, sh-t, but do not realize they didn’t lift the lid. therefore making a mess all over the lid, bowl, and/or walls.
jermaine: did you hear bout dwayne?
jamal: ya i heard, he was so p-ssed drunk he sh-t the lid.
labron: d-mn bro that gross, now i gots to clean that sh-t up.
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