Shit Towel
1) a towel used for wiping up messes such as puke, beer, milk, bong water, and when theres no toilet paper it is used to wipe your -n-s after defication.
2) the person who used the towel to wipe their sh-t when they were drunk as f-ck and there was no toilet paper. esp. a person whose name is chantelle.
ex.
dude, p-ss the sh-t towel, i spilled the rum.
or
jessika: “someone sh-t on my towel”
morgan: “wasn’t me”
aj: “wasn’t me”
jessika: “it must’ve been chantelle”
morgan: “yeah, she took a sh-t last night and there was no toilet paper”
a bag of soiled and used towels stored at the front entrance of buildings.
yo man, why you have to elbow drop me on the sh-t towels, now i gotta clean my -ss up!
an old towel, sock, rag, or t-shirt that is used as a means of wiping one’s -ss when no toilet paper is available, often left in a pile in a bathroom closet for repeat use.
dude, we’re out of b-ttwipe. you’ll have to use this sh-t-towel.
an article of clothing, typically a sock, used to wipe ones -ss after deficating and finding out there is no toilet paper.
i could not find any toliet paper so i took off my shoe and used my sock as a sh-t towel.
a towel used for drying things other than the body. typically the things soaked up are disgusting (ie: beer, bong water, -ss-sweat, puke, etc.) a towel is no longer considered a sh-t towel once it has been cleansed of filth.
“don’t put that sh-t towel on me! i saw it lying on your floor for the last two months. it used to be white!”
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