shit wankered


means that someone is so intoxicated (usually with alcahol) that they lose control over their bodily functions and deficate themselves.
me : oh my god did you see gordon at the party last night, the guy sh-t himself after being refused at the bar!
friend : yeh, he was sh-t w-nkered alright, what a total idiot.

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