Shit whisperer

a plumber or someone who works in a related occupation such as effluent or waste management.
i had a blocked toilet so i rang the sh-t whisperer and he came over and fixed it.
one who has the ability to predict a large sh-t coming. this only applies to when you don’t feel it coming but you have extreme flatulence and rank farts.

a parody of the common dog whisperer or any animal in general. i.e. speaking to your nasty flatulence.

holy sh-t that was a long one, oh my god and it smells! i am going to have to take a rank -ss doodoo tomorrow. i must be a sh-t whisperer.

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