shit whistle


a type of m-ffler that is mainly found on rice burners(toyota, nissan, etc.) that lets out a low-pitched hum to make the car sound like it has some power.
dumb-ss: dude! that supra sounds awesome! i bet that thing could tear it up on the quarter mile!
smart person: no, that’s just a sh-t whistle. the car will probably pull about a 15 sec. 1/4 mile.
the -n-s. aka the -sshole.
i f-cked tonya in the sh-twhistle
a particularly tight non-violated -ss-hole. lets off a high pitched whistle when air is force out under pressure.
i blew your mum up the sh-t whistle last night!
any type of low-quality, whistle tipped cigars; most notably of the black and mild variety. often smoked by frat boys and teenagers in an attempt to look cl-ssy.
person a: dude, i’m bored and we’ve got no ganja.
person b: wanna go to giant eagle and pickup some sh-t whistles to look like douchebags?
person a: sure, why the h-ll not?
a type of small, handheld flute made of dried and aged fecal matter.
“what do you mean he doesn’t want to hang out with us?! tell him he can go suck a sh-t whistle!”
an expression of displeasure.

synonym: shucks
example: “adam, it looks like you stepped in dog sh-t…” “aww sh-twhistles!”
a type of m-ffler that is used for sh-tty cars (mostly rice burners such as toyota and nissan) that makes a very low-pitched hum. sh-t whisltes are used to make the cars seem to have a sizable amount of power and/or speed. when rubber meets the road however, the car proves to be a heap of sh-t.
dumb-ss: dude, that supra sounds awesome! i bet that thing could tear it up on the quarter mile!

smart person: no, that’s just a sh-t whistle. the car will actually run about a 15 second quarter mile.

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