shit your ring off


to have explosive, gas-laden dihorrea so bad that is peppers the toilet pan with a yellowy speckled spray of liquid sh-t. it may actually stick to the underside of the seat.
avoid the dirty burgers from there, you’ll sh-t your ring off.

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