shitastic
something that is really horrible for someone, but really awesome and exciting for you.
nurse traci stated, “you can wake me up if some sh-tastic comes in the ed.”
something extremely sh-tty. so sh-tty that its almost great.
q: so how are you today alex?
a: sh-tastic.
wow, that hangover was sh-tastic
sarcastic term for not so fantastic
that stamp collection is sh-tastic.
when you’re day goes fantastically sh-tty. or so sh-ttly fantastic.
d-mn.. my day has been sh-tastically amazing!
an adjective used to describe something that was initially pleasant or fantastic, but ended up really sh-tty.
sh-ttyness usually progresses.
guy: today was so sh-tastic.
guy 2: what happened?
guy: well everything was going good until my girlfriend
dumped me for her stepsister.
guy 2: man that sucks!
guy: yea and that’s not even the worse part, turns out she
gave me herpes too. oh and someone stole my iphone
outta of my car.
guy 2: that’s so sh-tastic man!
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girl: man, kelly is such a sh-tastic b-tch.
girl 2: why, what’d she do?
girl: well she seemed totally cool at first, but the i found out
she’s been sleeping with my father!
somthing that is sh-ty or really sucks. like saying someone or something is sh-ty in a better way.
that shirt is f-ckin’ sh-tastic.
something allegedly fantastic or good that you know to actually be unbelievably sh-tty.
person a: everyone likes dogs because they’re so great. you like dogs, right?
person b: yeah, dogs are sh-tastic.
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