timeport
a cross between time travel and teleportation. most commonly happens when you drink before getting on a plane.
had a flight out of nyc. the flight attendant gave me a few jack and c-kes while we were taxiing on the runway and next thing you know i timeported to san francisco.
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- titted off
being mad or annoyed. i’m t-tted off at you. (you made me feel mad.)
- Topical Parkour
conversations with good friends esp. when inebriated, that rapidly jump from topic to topic with no preceding explanation. how the h-ll did we get onto midget pr-n? topical parkour baby! keep up!
- Turd Itch
the special kind of burn your -ss experiences when you fail to completely wipe off your -rs- after taking a dump. synonymous to a person making you feel ever so slightly sh-tty. similar to sh-t itch, but with a burn. my ex keeps calling, i have a serious case of t-rd itch!
- Tweevesdrop
to look frequently and repeatedly at the twitter feed of someone you refuse to follow on principle. usually an ex or a frenemy. “how did you know james and julie broke up – were you tweevesdropping?”
- Vagina Mine
when a girl has been f-cked so many times by so many men her v-g-n- is as wide as a mine. “how was s-x with cindy?” “dude she’s a v-g-n- mine, felt like my d-ck needed a hard hat.”