Shitbaggery
uses: military(nautical), humor
pr-nounced: ‘sh-t-bag-ery’
1.) the act of performing actions that are similar to those of a stereotypical sh-tbag.
2.) the refined art of evading any and all forms of work to get others b-tched at, and maintain a complete lack of usefulness.
1.) “what manner of sh-tbaggery is this?! you don’t put a f-cking paperclip into a sp-ceheater, -sshat!”
2.) “you, me friend, are proving to be quite adept in the arts of sh-tbaggery. if i didn’t know any better, i’d think you’ve had quite a bit of practice.”
the act of using any availiable resource to avoid working. this act generally requires weak excuses or more effort than the originally required.
bob: “the boss wants me to write this spreadsheet by tomorrow- so i told him that my mom died”
fred: “that’s some sh-tbaggery right there!”
sh-tbaggery: ˈshē-ət-baggə-rē• /verb, an act of a worthless,
offensive, or detestable person.
also, may be the the actions of a sh-tbag, douchebag, ahole, or loser that wears flip flops all year, no matter what the weather conditions are.
jen’s x-boyfriend drinks and ends up banging loser chicks, that is nothing but sh-tbaggery.
zippy felt bad because he got caught red handed in a sh-tbaggery act in kenneth city.
some women are actually attracted to, and want a man to act sh-tbaggery towards them.
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