shitbarf
the act of vomiting while defacating.
who the h-ll sh-t barfed in my bathroom!?
when u actually could take a p–p, but you have had a few drinks and it comes out as barf
my friend weiner was leaving the bar. he had earlier had some crab cakes. they were bad. as he was leaving he barfed. could have been a p–p, but because of the drinks he sh-tbarfed.
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