Shite delay
occurs when you have nip out of a meeting to take a p-ss, except during the p-ss a sh-t comes on and you have slope off into the sh-thouse; which in turn causes a sh-te delay in returning to the meeting.
sorry i’m late boss, i went for a p-ss which turned into a sh-t; i’m really sorry for the sh-te delay
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