shitbear


1. (n) a mythical bearlike creature, akin to the easter bunny, that defecates in your yard.

2. (n) any person or animal who bears (no pun intended) similar qualities to the sh-tbear, namely laziness or unreliability.
1. “dad, there’s a sh-tbear in the yard!!!”

2. “have you seen landers?”

“no, him and amber are being sh-tbears and sitting on the couch all day.”
it defies definition.
that’s all fine and good, but it stands that shat man is a sh-tbear. shat man is a sh-tbear, look at that poetry.

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