Shitbooking
the act of using facebook whilst taking a sh-t
wall post: i just invented the word sh-tbooking, the act of using facebook whilst taking a sh-t, which im doing right now!!!
the process of checking one’s facebook whilst on the toilet. a modern phenomenon, due to the ease of smart phones. closely related to p-ssbooking (by about ten centimetres).
after that dodgy curry, i knew i was in for a big one. so i decided to do some sh-tbooking.
-“dude, you were in there for ages, you alright?”
-“yeah man, just did some sh-tbooking”
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