ShitBox 360
the proper name for microsoft’s xbox 360, addressing it’s non-impressive hardware, pricey downloads, and infamous game destroyer, the red ring of death.
john: what’s wrong with you, bill?
bill: my xbox 360 got the red ring of death for the fourth time. i sent it in to mircosoft.
john: what? i thought you sold that sh-tbox 360. buy a ps3 or a wii, man.
unbelievably unreliable piece of sh-t game console created by microsoft. 65% failure rate pretty much says it all. possibly the worst electronic device of all time. if you are thinking about buying a sh-tbox 360, save yourself the time and misery and just flush a few hundred dollars down the toilet and jam a cinder block up your own -ss.
dude 1_my xbox 360 quit working again!
dude 2_what’s that now, like 5 times that’s happened? that’s what you get for buying a sh-tbox 360 though.
the xbox 360 arcade. why would someone in their right minds buy this piece of sh-t over the normal 360?
is not compatible with basic xbox games. so you can’t play halo or halo 2 unless you have a computer.
halo master-“omg for christmas i got an xbox 360!!!”
loser kid-“aw, man all i got was the sh-tbox 360…”
the zune. why brown? why!
dude! is that a sh-tbox 360?
to the other guy: yes xbox 360 arcade can play basic xbox games as long as you have a hard drive and its not sh-t.
definition to sh-tbox 360: some pointless name a ps3 fanboy made up that sucks and it a lame comeback.
“hey look at my sh-tbox 360, it does a h-ll of a lot better job than my gaystation 3”.
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