Shitbreaker
a game called brickbreaker for the blackberry smartphone. the only time most people have time to play cellphone games is during a run to the sh-tter.
i got over 8000 points on sh-tbreaker but my legs fell asleep and when i got up off the seat i busted -ss on the bathroom floor and my phone went flying, knocking the battery out, so i lost my saved scores. i really did get over 8000 points. im making chili tonight, you better watch out.
playing brickbreaker on one’s blackberry whilst defecating.
mate, my new high score on sh-tbreaker is 28,160! it took me three sessions to rack up that many points.
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