Shitcation
a sh-tty vacation.
guy 1 asks: “how was your trip bro?”
guy 2 answers: “it sucked -ss, i’m sorry i went with that c-nt, all she did was b-tched the whole f-ckin time”
guy 1 responds: “sorry man, sounds like you had a sh-tcation”
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