Shitcicle
during gay s-x, a man pulls out only to find his p-n-s covered in fecal matter.
when todd noticed his sh-tcicle, he slapped mark in the face with it and said, “suck it off, b-tch!”
frozen dog cr-p that dogs can’t resist and will munch on.
when walking my dog nikki this morning she came across a particular scrumptious sh-tcicle and scarfed it down before i could say, no!!!!.
a piece of fecal matter shaped like an icicle either on or off of a stick.
d-mn tom, did you eat a sh-tcicle for lunch? cause your breath stinks!!
when you stick your finger up a guy/girls b-tt and they sh-t onto your finger then you lick it off like licking a popsicle.
last night i made a sh-tcicle with my girlfriend and it tasted delicious
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