shitcracker
1. a person who is adept at busting lies and cracking bullsh-t. they work on the same principle as nutcrackers, but instead of cracking nuts or genitalia, they are used by others as tools to bite open hardened lumps of feces that may spout out from a person’s mouth or -n-s.
2. a r-t-rded person
1. guy: what were you saying about brown’s cows lighting sh-t on your doorstep?
girl: it gives me quite the sh-ts
guy: your lies fool no one, not even me
girl: good for you sh-tcracker
2. guy: see that guy over there?
guy 2: yeah, what a sh-tcracker
guy: and see his girlfriend?
guy 2: yeah, sh-tcracker and cheese.
guy: let’s hope he’s not lactose intolerant.
3 more definitions
natchei nails uses this when she’s p-ssed off
it means “son of a b-tch” or “sh-t” “f-ck the world”
it also means crackers full of sh-t
natchei nails (friend id:40973734) said on mysp-ce today
“go eat sh-t crackers” because she was p-ssed and frustrated
crackers that are stale or have been made soggy in any way. usually eaten with cheese p-ss.
ol’ greg really loves those sh-t crackers with some bailey’s to dip ’em in. what a sh-tgoose he is…
a phrase that is used much like “son of a b-tch.” used mostly to discribe disappointment.
i walked to my car in the parking lot and said “ahhhhh sh-t crackers!” due to the fact that someone had keyed my honda.
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