Shitcunt blues
1.when you’re sh-t out of luck, at your literal lowest point, when it seems like the whole world is against you and nothing can get any worse.
2. a really, really bad big time disappointment.
3. when you’ve been utterly, totally c-nted by someone or some life event.
a, larry: “hey what’s the matter?”
john: “my wife left me, i lost my job and now ma d-mn dog’s run away.”
larry: “man you got the sh-tc-nt blues.”
b, i just missed my train to work. now my boss is gonna dock my pay and i won’t be able to afford to go to that t-tty bar this weekend. jeez i got the sh-tc-nt blues so baaaad.
c, i just found out my girlfriend’s been banging my dad for the last six months. now i got the sh-tc-nt blues so bad i’m gonna sink a crate of bud and go self harm to some emo music.
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