shitdyslexia
a rare disease that causes you to grow sh-t on your face every morning.
symptons can include : oil in bellyb-tton, a distinct stench, sh-t on your face, being over weight, everyone starting to say ” dude i think u got sh-t on your face”
ways of curing sh-tdyslexia : shower everyday like everyone else in the world, stop annoying others, dont act your high from smoking baby tokes, dont be fat, stop touching people cause its jus rele gay
i think you got sh-tdyslexia cause i can smell it from here
dude yu shud shower cause yur sh-tdyslexia is showing
stefano stfu yu sh-tdislexic
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