shited
1.utterly f-cked, completely b-gg-red, totally c-nted. gone -rs- over t-t.
2.rosy-cheeked, marinated, p-ssed as an irishman.
“argh argh argh, oh christ, me leg’s sh-ted, which f-cking comedian put a beartrap in the middle of the high street?”
“the west coast trains have been sh-ted at the weekend for months because those glasgwegian bawbags cannot do an honest day’s work, not even if you bribe them with smack.”
“my plans to go for a night out and get utterly sh-ted where scotched when i realised i lived in a bleak urban wasteland.”
the art of being absolutly bolloxed, being completly f-cking smashed to the point of poisining yourself and irritating people around you to the extent that they would like to smash your face in with your own head.
“f-ck me was i sh-ted last night ya c-nt!! i know mate you were completly battered out of your tw-t!! do you remember pulling that black guy in the toilet of that club?
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