the slang term for the series of books about a girl struggling to choose a boyfriend. her choices are: a pedophilic guy who wants to kill her and a werewolf who doubles as a native american stereotype.
possibly the worst books ever written.
i read sh-telight at the weekend just to see if it was any good. i regret that wasted time.
to go into school with huge blonde highlights in your hair, only to spend the next few weeks getting secretely laughed at by anyone with eyes.
bloke 1.f-ck me, is that del?

bloke2.check the hair!!

bloke thats what ye call sh-telights.

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