shiterature
any reading material used during bowel movements
what’s a number 2 with no sh-terature?
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the books, magazines, or other reading material that one leaves in the bathroom to stave off the boredom of sh-tting.
dude, why don’t you have any good sh-terature?
“america: the book” is among many other good reads in my collection of sh-terature.
any book, magazine, letter, pamphlet, or any other type of literature one may take to read while sitting on the toilet
i need to find me some sh-terature to make my cr-pping experience more enjoyable.
a piece of writing so bad, that calling it literature is an insult to other writers in the world. usually found in college workshops and are written about things the author obviously knows nothing about. bad grammar and spelling is a must. mary sues/gary stus are also welcome.
did you read zola’s story? it was a piece of sh-terature! why is she in the creative writing department?
that drek on fanfiction.net is a collection of sh-terature!
articles, magazines, books or any other reading material left for you to read when you are going #2 on the toilet.
joe’s favorite piece of sh-terature is a maxim magazine.
any good reading material that can be used while taking a sh-t.
“i feel a big dump coming on, gotta grab me some sh-terature”.
getting lost in a good book/magazine while simultaneously enjoying an epic deuce.
harry potter makes great sh-terature.
any form of literature (usually simple reads) that you either already have stocked in the bathroom or take with you when you have to take a cr-p.
lua: what are you looking for?
talan: some sh-terature to read while i’m on the toilet.
mom: what are all these archies doing scattered on your bathroom floor?
kid: i read them when i’m taking a cr-p ma!
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