shitfap
combination of sh-t and fap (mastrubating), as in mastrubating while taking a dump. side effects unknown.
ewan: dude, i just sh-tfapped big time…
lloyd: zomg wtf? you’re disgusting!
cindy: i think sh-tfapping guys are soo s-xy… it’s like, you know… you like, get it all out?
ewan: totally…
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