Shitflushrush
the process in which you are in a public area and don’t want to make it obvious you’re taking a sh-t, so you sh-t really quickly while flushing the toilet so no one can hear it. definitely recommended for anyone who hates to hear the plunk of a really large sh-t and feel the disappointment of your fellow humans as you slowly open the stall, hoping no one sees you 🙂
“oh man, i really have to p–p but there’s a long line and they’ll totally know that i’m p–ping.
“dude, take a sh-tflushrush.”
“thanks man! you really saved my -ss”
“yeah, well, you’ll still have more sh-t in your -ss, but at least get 1/3 out.”
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