shitfucked


another term for sh-tfaced, usually when one is under the influence of both alcohol and marijuana.
“g-ddddd, i’m sooooo sh-tf-cked!”
when things are sh-tty and f-cked up
our government is sh-t f-cked!
1. when someone f-cks you over big f-cking time in any kind of everyday life situation.

2. the action of being f-cked in whichever hole a living organism possesses with actual sh-t. this practice may be facilitated by freezing the sh-t and putting a wooden stick into it before the actual act.
1.1. “this douchebag just cut me off in the curve and i ended up in the ditch and left. he sh-tf-cked me.
1.2. “f-g just took the last icecubes and didnt even fill it back up and now i need 3 c-kes and 7 ice teas, f-ckin -sshole sh-tf-cked me.”

2. -“dude my f-ckin cat kept on peeing everywhere so i sh-tf-cked him with a frozen piece of sh-t in which i had stuck a piece of wood to make it look like a popsicle! i’m so gangsta!”
-“dude you’re sick don’t talk to me again.”
when something is really f-cked up
dude did you see that accident out on 95? the highway was completely sh-t-f-cked.
to be beyond drunk and will never ever recall what happen.
dude 1, last night was so crazy . do you remember anything?
dude 2, h-ll no man, i was sh-t f-cked out of my mind.
where your sh-t gets all messed up
person one: why are you putting your sh-t in a bag

person two: so my sh-t doesnt get all sh-t f-cked
when someone is in a lot of trouble.
“the doctors say he has 1 in a million chance of survival. that guy is totally sh-tf-cked.”

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