Shitgluer
not to be confused with sh-t glue, a sh-tgluer is a profession or job description. when sh-t falls apart, it is a sh-tgluer’s responsibility to put it back together.
sh-tgluer may not necessarily use real glue, but can if he or she chooses. also, the thing that fell apart may not be exactly the same after the sh-tgluer has completed all tasks, but it will function effectively.
job difficulty increases in extreme cases, such as when the sh-t hits the fan.
the birthday party will be a failure because he doesn’t know how to plan party. it will be for sh-t.
“i know, let’s call the sh-tgluer!”
the project is not done and the sh-t’s gonna hit the fan because the boss is on her way!
“better call the sh-tgluer!”
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