shiticles
1- left over particles of feces lingering at the bottom of the toilet, nearly unflushable and as fine as silt. 2- small particles of sh-t and or toilet paper or other very small pieces of anything lodged in your -ss crack after wiping, usually discovered when washing your -ss-crack during a shower.
“i tried to flush away the remaining sh-ticles before my girlfriend came over, but they just wouldn’t dissipate.”
“i had sh-ticles lodged in my -ss.”
“the sh-ticles in my underwear ended up staining them.”
a sh-t particle expelled -n-lly via a fart…
raul let one rip in a meeting, and everyone had to breathe his sh-ticles….
1. occurs when a human-male is sitting on the toilet (#2) and his t-st-cl-s are hanging to low into the bowl (usually during hot days as the ball-bag is more relaxed). as the t-rd descends into the toilet bowl, it scr-pes the t-st-cl-s fowling them with feces (aka. sh-ticiles).
2. occurs when a man wipes back-to-front, effectively getting feces on his nut-sack (usually unbeknownst to the man).
3. reference: see ‘duck-b-tter’ for the result of having a prolonged case of the sh-ticles.
1. “seriously, i shouldn’t have had a burrito with a coffee chaser for lunch today, my boys are so itchy, i think i have sh-ticles”
2. “my wife was right when she told my daughter to always wipe front-to-back, i didn’t listen, now i have a mean rash from a prolonged case of sh-ticles”
3. “the meeting was at 10 am, i didn’t have time to wipe, i think my sh-ticles has become a full fledged case of duck b-tter”
a child who never showers, always has a dirty house and will never get p-ssy.
“sh-ticle you gay c-nt”
the feeling of being cold; usually stuck in a cold bathroom at a greasy spoon diner, disposing of a weeks worth of meals.
holy sh-ticles, i need to hurry before i get stuck in here.
1 – a sh-t recepticle. a toilet.
2 – someone being used by someone else to dump all of their problems and worries on. usually too nice to stop this from happening.
person 1 – so yeah, she was crying to me on the phone last night. i stayed up all night with her.
person 2 – dude, you are such a sh-ticle.
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a metaphor used for when you’re committed to a situation but are unsure how it is going to turn out. when you are “sh-tting in the dark” you have to complete the task whether you know what your doing or not. it may turn out to be messy or it may be a success. bob […]