Shiting hand
similar to w-nking hand. it is the hand that someone uses to wipe their -ss after they sh-t. they don’t give 2 sh-ts about cleaning that hand. it can be the same or different hand as the w-nking hand, depending on the person. do not shake it or you will face something that is worse than death. if you shake it, rip xc. if the hand you shake is the w-nking and sh-ting hand, i don’t know what to say.
a: don’t shake his sh-ting hand -lolol-
b: but how do i know which is it?
a: how the h-ll should i know? if you shake it, rip.
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