shitizen
noun. a person who frequently comments on internet material and whose comments are characterized by their negativity and poor use of the english language and its basic conventions.
john oliver was wise to encourage sh-tizens to pet-tion the white house to carefully consider legislation related to net neutrality.
sh-tizen (n.) can refer to those people who are officially citizens but treated unjustly by their government as if they are just indentured servants or even slaves.
when this meaning is used, often it is conveyed with comp-ssion or self-mockery.
they say we are citizens, we know we are sh-tizens.
in our great celestial empire, if you are born to be a sh-tizen, you will be a sh-tizen here forever. go abroad, my friend, only the dumbs remain.
a person who does not do his/her part as a citizen or his/her country.
a sh-tizen is someone who whines about the way our government runs our country but does not bother to vote during elections and referenda.
ever taxed, never electing.
a sh-tizen lives a sh-t life.
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