shitler

similar in process to a dirty sanchez. there are 2 times this can be done:
1) when a man, after -n-l s-x, puts his finger inside a girl (or guy’s) -ss and takes alot of sh-t on his finger and wipes the cr-p above the his partner’s lip, which resembles a hitler-like moustache.
2) a sleepover prank. when someone is sleeping wipe sh-t on above their lip.
the only diffrence between a sh-tler and a dirty sanchez is that a sh-tler is thicker and has more cr-p then a dirty sanchez.
1) yo you gave that guy at the sleepover a sh-tler?
2) yeah but i didnt bang him up the -ss!!
it’s like hitler, only worse.
my landlord is such a sh-tler busting my b-lls all the time.
to excrete faeces that smells like several jews were g-ssed to death in your colon.
don’t go in there, i just did a sh-tler.
to apply the feces from one’s -ss to your own or another persons upper lip.
i stuck my finger in sally’s -ss and wiped the poo on her upper lip. now she looks like hitler.
after having b-tt s-x with a dirty -ss, you pull your sh-t covered d-ck out and smear a little patch of sh-t on the f-ckee’s nose. then you pull out some of the f-ckee’s p-b-s and you sprinkle them on the smeared sh-t. then you stand up and salute while shouting “heil sh-ter!”
dude 1: guess what i did last night?
dude 2: wha?
dude 1: i gave your mom a sh-tler.
dude 2: g-dd-mnit. you motherf-cker!
when a fat person takes a cr-p and leaves a one inch sh-t streak on the toilet seat.
omg. can you believe that fat -ss left a sh-tler on the toilet seat? seat heil!
the brown version of adolph hitler, better known as barack hussein obama.
man, sh-tler is at it again, he’s already issued his 33rd executive order! this one bans all golf clubs because they can be used as weapons of gr-ss destruction. good lord, what is this country coming to?

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