shitlerature
“sh-tlerature (noun) –
1) particularly good book(s) kept in the toilet for reading while engaged in the act of defecation.
2) any substantial reading material, pamphlet-size upwards, used for the same purpose
usage.
“i’ve got colin powell’s ‘my american journey’, david foster wallace’ ‘infinite jest’, and kazuo ishiguro’s ‘remains of the day’ in my toilet tank – that’s some serious sh-tlerature.”
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