shitlock smile
derived from “sh-t eating grin” + “sherlock holmes”.
a smile one gives to another person when knowing something that other person might wish to know, but doesn’t.
a smug, slightly ugly smile usually given by a w-nker, backstabber, or b–tch. the person smiling may even look as if they wish to say, “it’s no sh-t, sherlock…that you’re going down.”
lily: “uh oh, kayla…. did you see missy’s sh-tlock smile? you’d better watch your back.”
kayla: “well naturally the brown stuff has to run off the nose down to the mouth….”
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