shitonymity


the practice of allowing one who has taken a m-ssively loud and malodorous dump the dignity of leaving the bathroom stall without being identified. may apply not only to saving the individual the embarr-ssment following said dump, but also during said dump. in that case, an individual washing their hands or urinating at a urinal who witnesses another person entering a stall will complete their urination and (hopefully subsequent handwashing) in a timely manner as to allow the sh-tter the opportunity to defecate with the full force necessary to empty their bowels.
after returning to work from lunch at a local mexican restaurant, i appreciate that the guy that entered the bathroom during my explosive sh-tfest left quickly, granting me sh-tonymity and freedom from embarr-ssment.

of course, the hot girl seated by the bathroom heard the whole d-mn drum solo and stared at me as i returned to my cubicle in shame…or is it pride?

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