Shitmas List
the list of all the sh-t you have to buy for christmas. this includes christmas gifts, decorations, the tree, and any food for christmas dinner or christmas eve dinner.
i can’t believe how many gifts i still need to buy. it’s going to take me forever to get everything on my sh-tmas list.
thanks to cyber-monday most of the stuff on my sh-tmas list is taken care of. i can take off the rest of the christmas season off from shopping.
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