Shitmas Pudding
the state of excrement after it has been placed into a bowl, mashed up into a lumpy putty-like substance, melted in the microwave for five minutes and frozen over night. it is often enjoyed with truffle b-tter as a dessert on christmas day.
person a: so, what did you have for dessert on christmas day?
person b: the wife prepared us all some sh-tmas pudding, it was scrumptious!
person a: …..
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