shitmilkgasm
when somebody is drinking milk and hears something so funny that they simultaneously spit milk out of their nose and p–p themselves.
“dude, john was drinking some milk the other day and i told a joke so funny that he sh-tmilgasmed!”
“man… you just made me sh-tmilkgasm!”
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