shitmonk
imaginary creature made of sh-t that plays in your underwear and leaves skidmarks, as well as tangles up all of the cords for electrical devices.
how the h-ll did my tv cord get tangled up! it goes straight into the wall, musta been a friggin sh-tmonk.
the name commonly given to people who worship sh-t. for example: 1. people who eat their sh-t or the sh-t of others. 2. people who have a shrine in their home and pray to sh-tzi ( the greek god of sh-t ). 3. people who lay big sh-ts in the toilet, or in their bed, and bring their friends in to inspect the glory. 4. people who worship having sh-t on their p-n-ses so much that they go around ramming their c-cks in the sh-tholes of many dogs.
guy1: man, my d-mn toilet is clogged up!
guy2: hey, call daniel. he’ll fix it. he’ll shove his arm up in there and pull that t-rd right out. yeah, he’s a real sh-tmonk.
an effensive word use to call people by and has no refference to a monk
festy: hey sh-tmonk
camers: thats mean
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