Shitnotized
this occurs when you take a sh-t that feels so good that you zone out for a few minutes. maybe your eyes go crossed and you get a tingly sensation on the back of your neck, along with some gooseb-mps. you’ve just been sh-tnotized.
i woke up one morning, went in the bathroom to get sh-tnotized, then took a shower.
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