shitpicking
the act of trying to find every little freaking thing wrong about anything, in a rather sad/pathetic attempt to validate one’s intelligence, yet the act of sh-tpicking actually does the opposite; as it proves that the person sh-tpicking is so desperate for attention that they will grasp at literally anything in an attempt to prove someone else wrong, and/or win an argument.
person 1: (referencing a baking recipe on the web for a “brownie cookie”) the person who owns this baking site should know that a brownie is a cookie, and in fact, is a type of bar cookie. i read it in a book in my culinary arts cl-ss, the name of the recipe is just r-t-rded.
person 2: the average person would not consider a brownie to be a cookie
person 1: yes, but the person who runs this baking website should know this. i consider the brownie/cookie thing to be a biggy mistake
person 2: you’re sh-tpicking. stop.
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