shitpie

a pie made of sh-t
mmmmmm, that sh-tpie sure is smellin tasty.
what one (figuratively) eats when suffering a particularly humiliating, galling or bitter defeat. from the ugly “taste in one’s mouth” that is the result of such a defeat. similar to eat sh-t, but representing an overall defeat rather than a single setback or mishap.
billy-bob thought he would beat jimmy-joe in the annual cousin-f-ckin’ contest, but he ran out of spooge toward the end and he ate sh-t pie.

billy-bob: “yo, cuz, you win that race from hooterville to mayberry?
jimmy-joe: “g-dd-mn dukes of hazard showed up in general lee, so i ate sh-t pie, dawg.
adjective — describes something nasty or worthless (esp. food)
supposedly some people love spam, but that stuff is straight sh-t pie.
the term used by management to describe a member of staff in an organisation who only thinks of themselves and is not a team player
fitzgerald, there is no “i” in team, but there is in “sh-t” and in “pie”, and you sir are a “sh-t pie!!”
n. an expletive used to denote an intolerable or absurd situation. from the film “drowning mona,” in which a character tells bette midler, “when life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” her cl-ssic response is: “well, what if life gives you a pile of sh-t? what do you make with that? huh? sh-t pie?”
“my kid’s flunking algebra for the third time? well, sh-t pie!” (may be one word as well, i.e., “sh-tpie,” but two words allows for superior written emphasis)