when you can afford a car that is complete sh-t, but it’s okay because it’s a ferrari.
his date was less than impressed when he pulled up in his sh-trari, but she decided to go out with him anyway.
a person who makes up words and gives the weird definitions to refer to someone only they know there’s mike, he’s such a namdefventor. he went to urban dictionary and made up a word to get back at collin.
- scarlett johansson nudes
nude pictures of scarlett johansson god, i wish i had some scarlett johansson nudes
- split the rug
when a woman takes a p-ss, she would naturally “split the rug” – a reference to her pubic hair whether it’s real or imagined. jane: back soon, gotta split the rug jen: huh? jane: pee! i need to go take a p-ss. back soon.
the extreme need to pee first invented by jay bennett, valentine’s day 2009 secondly invented by the greeb brothers (john and hank green) on their podcast dear hank and john october 24, 2016 student: (raises hand) teacher: yes? what is it? student: i am feeling very bladerful may i use the restroom please?
- raspberry mouth
when you go down on someone with herpes yo after eating lisa i got a raspberry mouth