Shitrature


magazines and other -ssorted reading material found within arms reach of the toilet, most often stored on the tank. typically read while dropping a deuce
“do you want a copy of fader?”
“what’s that?”
“it’s a music mag”
“sure, i could use some more sh-trature”.

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