shitricide
socrates didnt die from hemlock, he died from sh-tricide.
sh-tricide is the act of crocheting your -ss check forcing bowels to be witheld inside the -n-l cavity. it was forggotton about until one day in london, man would actually p-ss out on the golf course, and becuase they wore kilts, the sh-t would tinkle down their knees, causing skin decay. so golfers would hold in their sh-ts by crocheting their cheeks. the first man to die was wiston churchill. in his will he order the act of holding in your sh-ts till death is called sh-tricide.
oh man, your putt like your sh-tricidal
haha, if you would have missed that putt, you might as well commit sh-tricide
=hey where tommy
=oh juan, dont you know he committed sh-tricide last week
=oh yea mother teresah was watching him play golf and he didnt want to take the chance….
=well thats what we call rolling the brown dice
-poor tommy, in his will he will rememeber sh-tricide
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