shittering
to post a “tweet” on twitter while taking a sh-t.
i’m totally sh-ttering right now. aren’t you glad i just told the whole world?
idiots who post their mental diarreah on twitter 24/7 and sh-t all over the internet with ridiculous comments, and an ongoing commentary on their mundane lives.
me, sh-ttering away!!
i just took the biggest cr-p lolz
07:00 am may 5th from web
i’m eating breakfast nom nom nom
07:05 am may 5th from web
omg i have bad cramps from the pancakes for breakfast. -cries-
07:10 am may 5th from web
oh noes i need to take a sh-t again.
07:12 am may 5th from web
i took a really good cr-p using charmin toilet paper to wipe my -rs-!
07:15 am may 5th from web
i am taking a shower.
07:20 am may 5th from web
my dog farted…!
07:25 am may 5th from web
i farted. lolz
07:30 am may 5th from web
my dog took a cr-p on the neighbour’s lawn.
07:35 am may 5th from web
i’m going back to bed zzzzz
07:40 am may 5th from web
(verb, present tense) the act of allowing your pet to defecate in a publicly shared area and leaving without picking it up.
“why do people think that sh-ttering isn’t a crime? it should be. every morning i wake up and someone’s dog has cr-pped right in my front yard.”
“sh-ttering and… sh-ttering and… smokin the reefer!”
a combination of shivering and jittering
the dog was sh-ttering because it was nervous and cold at the same time
using twitter or ‘tweeting’ while you you on the sh-tter “toilet”.
i do most of my sh-ttering in the morning while i take my morning dump.
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