Shitriously
definition 1: an extreme case of seriousness.
definition 2: a sarcastic usage of the word “seriously”
example 1:
“dude, your girlfriend seriously broke up with you over a such a small matter as her shoe color?”
“yes, sh-triously, she did!”
example 2:
“you seriously don’t know what is 1+1?”
“….of course!, sh-triously”
note: the tone is eg 2 is a sarcastic one
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