Shit’s getting vertical!


a term thought up on the patio of an apartment shared by two old college roomates in ohio while a tornado was rolling through so i’ve been told but now is widespread in ohio. it can mean anything and up to…

– the weather is getting crazy

– the party is getting good

– sh-t just hit the fan in any way
ex. dude that storm is getting really bad. sh-t’s getting vertical!

ex. did you hear about billy? his girlfriend caught him cheating. sh-t’s getting vertical!

ex. did you just see those hotties walk in the bar? sh-t could get vertical tonight!

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