shitslam
to beat utterly and completely at something (including and especially life in general).
to get sh-tslammed:
to perform extremely poorly on a test. to get beaten badly at a videogame/sport/etc. basically, to be completely overwhelmed by something.
“i thought i was going to do well on that test, but i just got sh-tslammed.”
“i tried to send my knights around to trample his archers, but they got sh-tslammed by his pikemen before they could ride ten feet.”
“sh-tslam that guy!”
the act of f-ckin’ dat -ss so hard, it’s slamming against all the sh-t still dwelling within’ that b-tches b-tt… tell that ho to go sh-t.
“f-ck the p-ssy… i wanna sh-t slam pr-nto.”
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